07/01/13 - John: Wake up in the morning feelin' like WOAH WHY IS MY FACE IN ROSE'S BOOBS.
07/02/13 - John: Meet Neji
07/03/13 - John: Plush bunny owners, unite!!
07/03/13 - John: Learn of Joonhee's disappearance.
07/04/13 - John: Approve of Aradia's fashion choice that you sent her in the first place.
07/05/13 - John: Talk tactics with Yusuke.
07/07/13 - John: Offer suggestions to better Pinkie Pie's Pokérobics.
07/08/13 - John: Rejoice for high Gamzee has returned.
07/10/13 - John: Offer Jane advice for dealing with sharp steel types.
07/10/13 - John: Welcome Perona Back to Johto.
07/11/13 - John: Give Perona the gift of firepower.
07/11/13 - John: Talk insecurities and complexes with Chihiro.
07/13/13 - John: Tell Vanille about Yamask.
07/13/13 - John: Answer voicemail from Bro, regret it because anal and whale peen, wtf Bro.
07/14/13 - John: Have a coffee-fueled feelings jame with Rose at 3am.
07/14/13 - John: Talk siblinghood with Ishimaru.
07/14/13 - John: Applaud Kiwi's new trick.
07/14/13 - John: See what Jack is up to.
07/14/13 - John: Tell Snake all about Dunsparce.
07/20/13 - John: Greet Keiko.
07/20/13 - John: Greet Lieutenant Hawkeye.
07/21/13 - John: Inform Demyx of Suee's whereabouts.
07/21/13 - John: Welcome Roxy back to Johto.
07/22/13 - John: Offer Reno advice on dealing with bitey Pokémon.
07/23/13 - John: Answer voicemail from Tenten, gossip like schoolgirls.
07/23/13 - John: Voicemail from Tenten: take two! Dating deets.
07/24/13 - John: Tell Twilight about the botched seance. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
07/24/13 - John: Learn of Lilo's disappearance form Honey. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
07/24/13 - John: Hunt fossils with Aradia. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
07/25/13 - John: Find a new friend in the toilet. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
07/26/13 - John: Witness Rider's near-decapitation. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
07/26/13 - John: Meet Perona's new hard-headed playmate. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
07/26/13 - John: Witness Romeo and Juliet: Fossil Style on Cecil's roof. (DAWN OF AN OLD ERA EVENT)
08/02/13 - John: Offer condolences to Aradia about the museum being closed.
08/02/13 - John: Give Shinn a status report.
08/03/13 - John: Meet Aoi Asahina.
08/05/13 - John: Boggle vacantly at RTR.
08/05/13 - John: Talk friendship with Naegi.
08/06/13 - John: Witness the miracle of Tangle Buddies.
08/06/13 - John: Answer Dave's survey.
08/06/13 - John, Dave, and Aradia: What even is this clusterfuck.
08/07/13 - John: Offer Ishimaru fashion advice.
08/08/13 - John: Congratulate Rarity on her shop opening.
08/09/13 - John: Discuss disappearances and promises with Winry.
08/09/13 - John: Ponder over what kind of trainer you would like to be.
08/10/13 - John: Sample Aradia's chocolates. Regret being a good friend.
08/10/13 - John: Submit entry to food contest.
08/11/13 - John: Tell Mondo about all the sights in Johto and Kanto.
08/13/13 - John: RTR... it keeps hapening.
08/14/13 - John: Wish Naruto a good morning after his memory coma.
08/15/13 - John: Meet Perona's new little Treat.
08/18/13 - John: Sell ghost eggs.
08/18/13 - John: Ask Aradia about her ghostly abilities.
08/19/13 - Congratulate Elizabeth and Snake on first battle victory.
08/28/13 - John and Davy Jones: Attempt to cheer up Rose after Mom's disappearance.
09/01/13 - John: Discuss Pokémon move ridiculousness with Riku.
09/08/13 - John: Learn of Sollux's second disappearance.
09/19/13 - John: Meet Walter, behold the magic that is Automatize.
09/19/13 - John: Discuss legends with Ishimaru.