[Oh no...no no no. Dad, go back inside! No wait...don't go back inside because then you'll see what he did to the bathroom! Fuck. This is a no-win situation.]
[He doesn't move from his spot in the corner of the garden, he just gives Other Father a somewhat lost, slightly scared expression. He has no idea what's going on, having been too sick the past few days to really keep up with current events. Meaning he of course missed the memo about the sickness turning in to full blown mutations and powers.]
[Waking up to this sort of thing can be quite the shock to your system, in this case literally.]
Uwm... [Wow, that is not how "I'm" is supposed to sound. It's kind of hard to make the m sound in particular.] Ahhhww.. ah'm fhane!
[Yup, totally fine. You're just imagining the part where he's kind of scared and confused about this whole thing.]
[Action; A]
[He doesn't move from his spot in the corner of the garden, he just gives Other Father a somewhat lost, slightly scared expression. He has no idea what's going on, having been too sick the past few days to really keep up with current events. Meaning he of course missed the memo about the sickness turning in to full blown mutations and powers.]
[Waking up to this sort of thing can be quite the shock to your system, in this case literally.]
Uwm... [Wow, that is not how "I'm" is supposed to sound. It's kind of hard to make the m sound in particular.] Ahhhww.. ah'm fhane!
[Yup, totally fine. You're just imagining the part where he's kind of scared and confused about this whole thing.]