[Considering John started picking up on the eights even before then...yeah there was really no hope for him in that regard.]
Yeah well...maybe. But I really can't do it now that you've said something and we've had this dumb conversation about it. It's like when you're trying to pee but someone's watching you so suddenly you can't do it. My eyes can't pee right now.
[A very awkward pause as John realizes what the hell he actually just said.]
Wow! That was a really awful metaphor wasn't it? [He laughs.] Oh my god. Why did I think it would be a good idea to say that?
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Yeah well...maybe. But I really can't do it now that you've said something and we've had this dumb conversation about it. It's like when you're trying to pee but someone's watching you so suddenly you can't do it. My eyes can't pee right now.
[A very awkward pause as John realizes what the hell he actually just said.]
Wow! That was a really awful metaphor wasn't it? [He laughs.] Oh my god. Why did I think it would be a good idea to say that?