Although you know if we did that for you, we'd be dooming ourselves and the residents of one timeline!

[ Time powers. ]

Well, Terezi is here! And Sollux started a Fight Club. Jake fainted when the latest batch of eggs was laid...Oh! I picked a birthday!! And so did a lot of the others. I'm on the twenty-fifth of March, Eridan's on the fourteenth this month, and Sollux is the twenty-second this month. Those are the nearest, I think.