[At that point, a strange glowing blue line begins drawing on the screen. That pokemon that has his text function locked? Yeah he wasn't going to just leave it at that and be done.]

[John is now sporting ridiculously thick eyebrows, swirly eyes, and fangs that are kind of off when he starts talking but hey, it's the attempt that counts. And John is none the wiser to any of this.]

Mmm, yeah I've noticed. Kinda hard not to after a while...but wait, back up. What was that you said about a fight club?