Why wouldn't I be? It's hard to kind of think of you guys as parents when you're about the same age as me and you didn't raise me on top of it. I mean, sure, I would love it if Jane gets her happy ending fairy tale romance but if you don't feel about her that way then you shouldn't feel obligated to date her just because of what your genes were used for. And which do you think would hurt her more? Telling her now that you don't feel the same way or dating her out of a misguided sense of obligation?

[Jake, if you get this wrong he is disowning you forever.]

Basically, I just want everyone to be happy. So that being said, how can we help?