[Good. You can stay his ectodad for another day.]

[John's a little taken back by the question though. Whatever it was that he expected to here, it's safe to say that it wasn't that. He recovers fairly quickly though.]

Love feels like the desire to stay with somebody even though they love embarrassing and emasculating you at every chance they get.

[Though he says this with a completely straight face, he's not serious...mostly.]