Honestly? The makeup was the worst part of that whole thing. Not that I'm going to go out of my way to wear a dress again.

[Especially not in public. That was what made the dress bad. The parading.]

I don't understand how they can stand to wear the stuff. It kinda like...itches almost? At least the uh...what's it called? The stuff that comes in the little tube and the brush thingy. [He approximates the size of a small tube with his hands before miming putting on mascara.] Something with an M? Anyway, shit sucks. And the whole process itself just takes a stupid amount of time.

[Wow they've gotten off topic here haven't they.]