[Some day, Dirk will make a head joke, and it will probably be okay. In the meantime, Jake gets a look. He sees what you did there, bro.]

Well, you're cute as hell, for one.

[Can he get through this list without blushing? Signs point to no.]

The whole adventuring gentleman shtick. The ridiculous little roleplaying shit you do. The unadulterated love of cinema of any type, even though at times it beggars belief. Your absolute refusal to do things the easy way. The way you trust people, even if sometimes it's dumb as hell.