You know like... being in one place and then suddenly finding yourself in another one entirely for no reason whatsoever? Teleporting, man! But I don't have any control over it, it just keeps happening whether I want it to or not, which trust me: I don't.
[Teleporting powers are really only cool when you have active control over them, John has decided. It wasn't a particularly difficult decision to make, mind you. After about the second time it happened, it really stopped being even slightly humorous.]
I am pretty sure it's because of a Pokémon I caught earlier but I don't really know how to make it stop? All I know is that things were normal until I decided to put that thing in the box. Then suddenly I start traversing regions instantaneously and winding up in cake hell and on tables and on birds and in bathrooms and just... augh! AUGH!!
[He's been holding that in all night. "Augh" is really the only way he can articulate just what the hell he's been through so far.]
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[Teleporting powers are really only cool when you have active control over them, John has decided. It wasn't a particularly difficult decision to make, mind you. After about the second time it happened, it really stopped being even slightly humorous.]
I am pretty sure it's because of a Pokémon I caught earlier but I don't really know how to make it stop? All I know is that things were normal until I decided to put that thing in the box. Then suddenly I start traversing regions instantaneously and winding up in cake hell and on tables and on birds and in bathrooms and just... augh! AUGH!!
[He's been holding that in all night. "Augh" is really the only way he can articulate just what the hell he's been through so far.]