No I did not drink a special potion, unless my soda was actually a cleverly disguised potion. I am not exactly one hundred percent sure what it was I did but I am beginning to think it might have something to do with a Pokémon that I caught last night. Specifically: boxing it. Because this whole mess didn't start until after I did that.

But I am dressed like this because, random teleportations aside, I am on a date right now.