[Excellent, hug time! John can do hug time, he rather enjoys huge time.]

Ahaha, funny story? I am not. Or I wasn't until a few minutes ago, at which point I was outside with Lilo and then now I am in here with you. Word of advice? If you see any weird Pokémon, don't catch them. And definitely don't box them.

Actually, it might be a good idea to avoid catching anything until whatever this is clears up...

[Don't be stupid like John, Maka.]