Yeah, how about that. I can read directions and do that magic boiling water thing. Next thing you know I'll walk across the water and set bushes on fire. [He twirls the spoon in one hand, and stirs his pasta with it.]

Go. This totally sweet dude has a dinner date with some movies and pasta. You, [Wood spoon directed his way.] Have a night to enjoy. Beat it before I teach you Bro's secret way to make people vanish.