I appeared on her Skarmory, in mid fucking air. [His metaphorical feathers seem somewhat ruffled about this. Because, really? Of all places?]
She nearly stabbed me in the face with her knife. And it's not like I have any choice over where I appear!
Do you really think I would keep showing up here if that were the case?
[He's getting quite riled up. All he wanted to do was eat dinner and kiss his girlfriend and maybe, just maybe, touch a boob. But probably not. Instead, he keeps getting tossed every which way through space and everything is terrible.]
[Action]
I appeared on her Skarmory, in mid fucking air. [His metaphorical feathers seem somewhat ruffled about this. Because, really? Of all places?]
She nearly stabbed me in the face with her knife. And it's not like I have any choice over where I appear!
Do you really think I would keep showing up here if that were the case?
[He's getting quite riled up. All he wanted to do was eat dinner and kiss his girlfriend and maybe, just maybe, touch a boob. But probably not. Instead, he keeps getting tossed every which way through space and everything is terrible.]