Yeah, that's me. John. But uh... it's not that I haven't tried releasing it so much as every attempt I've made so far has failed. Like I said, things didn't really get screwy until I put it in the box. But every time I make an attempt to get to a Pokécenter, I glitch out before I can reach the box.

[He's beginning to wonder if the damn thing just knows and has been fucking with him this entire time. Somehow it wouldn't surprise him, considering the glitch is taking the form of a Haunter, perhaps one of the most dastardly pranksters known to Pokémonkind.]

Hell, I haven't even made it through the door yet, forget actually reaching the box...

Nice Jellicent, by the way.