Hey now, you say that without knowing all the facts! First of all, they did it to themselves! All I did was switch their shampoo. And secondly, I will have you know that Rose caused me a very significant fashion crisis first.

[She put him in a Lolita dress while he was unconscious, okay? There are just somethings you don't do to a man. Some lines you just don't cross.]

And Dave... well Dave did something else that had nothing to do with fashion. I just couldn't resist getting them both with the same thing since they are siblings and all.

I think I have met someone named Pinkie though, the name is ringing a bell. [He scrunches his face up, trying to recall a conversation he had over a year ago about parties that, fortunately for everyone in Johto, never actually lead to a terrible friendship being formed. Pinkie disappeared a little too early for that.] Shit, now where have I heard that...