[John opens his mouth but only manages to get out a noise that really could be the start of any word, pausing with his hand in the air and pointing at the sky. He was going to say something to that...]

[But then he sighs, hand dropping.]

Yes, please. I am like 9001% done with this bullshit and wouldn't you know I don't have any of my flyers with me because that would just make this too easy.