[Once John is on board, Bro launches into the sky with a powerful flap of his wings to get him airborne. His wings are big, like bikes big. Or something. The fact of the matter is, it isn't that hard for him to get flying. They soar upwards, with Dave keeping a tight grip on Bro's head to keep him from doing a spinning rise like he likes to do from time to time.] Should have fixed it. You let the weirdo go and you know how those kinds of stories go. Either you patched it, or we'll find you dead in the bathroom with some weird note.

[Because that makes it easier for you to sleep. Doesn't it?]