ghostytrainer | prank #44

[Hello Pokémon World. It's almost 3 in the morning and who all is still awake at this hour? Aside from John, who hasn't slept (save for occasionally nodding off for a few hours here and there) in nearly five days now. But unlike the past three nights, apparently tonight he's feeling kind of chatty.]

[Too bad he doesn't really have anything worthwhile to say...]

ok so i know there's a shit ton of stuff here that doesn't make a lot of sense.
you know like... how everything lays eggs, even the mammals?
and ghosts? ill nrver get that one at all, even if i pride myself as somethign of an ectobreeder.
and don't even get me started on fly just...
that's dumb.
SO DUMB.
but w/e, do you ever just like...sit there adn really think about some of this stuff?

like zubat.

what is even the deal with those fuckers?
they don't have any eyes. but for SOMW REASON they learn mean look.
how can they give ANYTHING a LOOK, MEAN OR OTHERWISE????
it's like how wooper can learn ice punch.
WIHT WHAT ARMS, I ASK YOU??? i am like 1000% sure you need arsm in order to punch someting.

maybe even over 9000% sure of that.
it is not possible to be more postibve of anything than i am right now about needing arms for punching.

no ok i lied we're gointo talk about the flying thing.
like how does that even work you get the hm and you use it on your bird or dragon or whatever is it just like
OH SHIT SON.
IT'S THAT THING I ALREADY KNWE HOW TO DO.
THE THING I DO BASICALLY EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M A BIRD AND THAT'S HOW I GET AROUND.
BUT NOW I CAN *CARRY YOU*. YOU AND *ALL OF YOUR CRAP*.
what an astounding revelation your pokemon must be having.
okay, all you lucky ducks out there who can read your pokemon's minds or whatever i gotta know.
what's going through your bird/dragon/giant automaton ghost's mind when you crack the fly hm over their heads.
someone get back tome on that.

goddamn i wish i was a poketelepath.
like that would just be the coolest fucking thing. be able to talk to them in your mind and stuff.
crzy mind conversations all day, everyday. with ALL of your pokermon, not just the psychic types.
so.
cool.
only vaguely related, but i miss being able to fly on my own.
i liked it better when i didn't knoe i had powers so i had no idea what i was missing out on. :(
now it's just like "man, john, remember when you had super strength and could do the windy thing and it was basically awesoem? NOT ANYMORE, BUDDY, SORRY."
oh well, i guess.
that's the way the cookie crumbles!

speaking of cookirs, i wonder if it's possible to make literal pancakes.
like using cake batter insread of pancake batter.
but making it ina frying pan on the stove instead of in the oven.
holy shit.
i think i know what i'm goign to do once i'm done watching ghost eraser 3.
dave. dave if you're reading this you should totally come over to my room and help.
we'll do it for scinese.
wait no.

fuck science.
i forgot that science blows and is basically completyl inferior to magic in every way.
let's make kitchen magic, dude. it'll be great.
jade, you can come too even thouhg you think sciende is cool. i won't hold it against you.
even if you're still totally WRONG about that particular issue.

oh but rewind for a sec, let's talk about ghost eraser.
these are actually pretty okay as far as johto moives go. not as good as ghostbusters, sure, but not terirble either.
it's much less of a dissapontment than con dragonair, which is not even close to ebing the same thing as con air which is BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER, just saying.
i mean they fight a haunted janitor in the first one, pretty damn sweet. in ghost eraser, i mean. not con dragonair, we're not talking about that disappointment anymore.
nope nope.
but it's pretty much impoddible to be a better ghost hunter mobie than ghostbusters.
i m p o s s i b l e

holy shit when did it get to be 3am?
doing the time warp over here or something because i swaer it wasn't that late last i looked at the clock.
ahahahahahahahahahaha.
fuck.

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[Probably a good idea, considering how typo-filled his responses are right now. It's an explanation better saved for a completely-rested mind.]

villag like...ninja village?
like um...shit what was it was called? konsomethingorother?
i just asked about dragons becuse of the whole fire-breathing thnig.
so i thought maybbe you were friends with dragons or you usde to be a dragno before you came here or somethin.
defintiely not people. and not pokemon monsters either, no.
not neraly so cute. more like...big giant... imps and cycloppses (or whatever the plurl of cyclops is, fuck if i care right now)
and some other stuff but yea, notihgn cute. i would draw you pictuers of them but i really suck at drawing so i will spare you.
oh and ther was the ommipotlent, teleproting god-demon-dog guy.
not that i actualyl beat him up so much as got a few good hits in with my hamer because he was crazy powerful and evil as they cmoe.

wel i don't think rose asks hre to, at least i hope not.
but i still lvoe her even if she's psychic spying onmy brain sometimes.
espeon is a good pokmon though, yes! very smart and pretty strong too.
rose would probably be all too hapy to hook you up with an evee egg. she has all of its eovlutions now.
breeding and studying thme is like...her thing. she is ALL about eevees.

Yeah, it's something like that. [ It's nothing like konsomethingorother. ]
You thought I could have been a dragon?
Is that common here?
People showing up as human when they were something else entirely.
That's kind of crazy to think about, isn't it?
So let me see if I've got this figured out right: in your world, you fought monsters like imps, cyclops, and a demon god dog?

I'll have to ask this Rose sometime for an egg.
If she has any to spare.
They don't seem to be that common among trainers, but I see a lot of the evolved states are.
It feels strange not having one in my roster.

so you'r from tentens world then, yes?
it's sorta common though, yeah!
there IS a gyu here who used to be a dragon. his name is spike.
and some ofthe people from my world weer actually aliens before they cam here!
they were trolls, notto be confusde with the kind that live under bridges.
you got it! there were losta other monster types too but i don't realy see the point in mentioning all of then.

oh i'm sure she wil at some point.
most eveyrone has at least one eevelution though, yes.
probably because itsso versatile.
not mayn tend to keep themas eevees though, you are right.

That's right.
We're from the same world except that she's a few years behind me.
I guess that means I'm from the future of our world.
Or that she's from the past of our world.
I don't know, that's pretty confusing.

There's a type of troll that lives under a bridge?
Wait, there's a type of alien known as a troll?
It looks like there's a lot of different monsters in your world.

I hope it'll be easy to come across one.
Then I won't feel so left out.

it's time bullshit, of course it's confusning.
but i get what you mean. cool, it's ncie to meet you. :D
i'm john, iam a friend og tenten's.
what's your name?

yes and yes!
it's kindof... really complictated. the monsters thing.
my home wrold didn't actually have them, at least not for real.
they were just fictoinal. but then we went to this otherworld which is where all the imps and stuff were.
and the alein-trolls were from another universe entirely. but we eventually end up meeting in that other world i mentioned.
like i said: complicatded.

i will make a note to talkto her about it when she gest back.
she's kinda goign through some stuff rightnow.

Hi John!
My name is Sakura Haruno.
I guess that would just be Sakura.
I'm Naruto's teammate.
Tenten explained teams to you, didn't she?

All of that stuff you typed up about the other universe is pretty complicated to follow.
What is this otherworld?
Any idea if it was some kind of jutsu or maybe magic?
I think that's the word people use to describe things here.

There's no need to trouble your friend on my behalf.
Is she going to be alright?

it's ncie to mee t you.
actually, wait...

[He switches over to video. If the frequent typos failed to give away the fact that he was sleep deprived beyond what is advisable or healthy, the shadows under his eyes certainly will. But at least he can speak more clearly than he can type, tired though he may sound.]

[He waves.]

You should switch too so I can see what you look like. Err... not in a creepy way, just that it's easier to recognize faces than text, you know? Unless there's a color involved. Anyway, yes, she did explain teams to me and I met Naruto a few days ago! So cool to meet one of his teammates.

But yeah, magic probably had something to do with it. "complicated" and "hard to follow" are pretty good ways to describe SBURB, don't worry about it too much. I know I don't half the time, you just kinda go with it.

And Rose will... well I hope she will be fine because I really miss her and I want her to be okay. [He frowns a little.] Like... I know she's only a city away but it still sucks because this is the first time in over two years that we have been apart like this. Different city apart, I mean. Like we aren't attached at the hip or anything like that we have just always traveled together. [And that little frown turns upside down.]

But Rose is one of the strongest people I know! She will be okay. She just needs some time.

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