Jesus fuck, John, how long can you take? If you're making a fucking video liveblog in there, I swear to god--
[There's one Sollux waiting impatiently outside the door to the bathroom, having missed the memo that there's an Omanyte making a swimming pool out of their load gaper. Hearing John talk to himself has done absolutely nothing to calm his nerves (which have been frayed for several days now), nor does it really do anything to hold off the fact that he kind of seriously needs to take a shit.]
[And then he hears John start laughing, loudly, through the door. ... Fuck that.]
[Sollux tries to wrench the thing open, and when that fails, he begins kicking it.]
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[There's one Sollux waiting impatiently outside the door to the bathroom, having missed the memo that there's an Omanyte making a swimming pool out of their load gaper. Hearing John talk to himself has done absolutely nothing to calm his nerves (which have been frayed for several days now), nor does it really do anything to hold off the fact that he kind of seriously needs to take a shit.]
[And then he hears John start laughing, loudly, through the door. ... Fuck that.]
[Sollux tries to wrench the thing open, and when that fails, he begins kicking it.]
What the fuck are you DOING in there?!