[The Omanyte makes a variety of happy little noises, excitedly wiggling his tentacles back at her toes. Yes, he's adorable alright.]

I have no idea. But if it wasn't you and if it turns out that it wasn't Dave's lame idea of a prank, then I am not entirely sure that I want to know. Probably just chalk it up to more of this world being weird and call it a day.