[Eurgh the whole 'dad' thing in general is making him uncomfortable when he's just so busy trying to be- well. A dad. It's like it's just overwhelmingly dad-ish and he can only be so much of a dad before it starts getting scary. Ugh.]

I'm givin you plenty of credit, but that look you had on your face suggested waaay more than making out! And I'm sure he knows how to swap spit, I was just trying to be insulting because I was- am pissy. You shouldn't even be making out with tongue at all!