Oh yeah, I'm fine. Just... [He exhales with a pfftttbbbttt sort of noise.] I dunno. [He waves a hand.] It's just dumb girl stuff, no big deal.

[He really thought that he was over this shit by now. But then Vriska's Galvantula showed up in his box thanks to Eridan leaving and lol, NOPE.]

Anyway, the conspiracy theories thing was mostly a joke. But I am kind of surprised at how many people seem to have inherited Pokémon from people they never met. I didn't really think that happened all that often.