[The attempt is an overwhelming success on Dave's part. John was, unfortunately, too busy being an obnoxious goober to keep his guard up as well as he should have. Though if he thinks this is all it will take to win, Dave is sorely mistaken. Hitting the deck twice isn't enough to stop John, though it is enough to get him to stop laughing at least.]
[Action]
[Still your move, Strider.]