prank #48 | video

[ghostytrainer]

[John seems somehow distracted when he turns on the video today. He's sitting at the kitchen table in his house, chin propped in his hand and eyes on a Pokéball he's rolling idly on the table in front of him.]

You ever wonder what it is that determines what happens to a Pokémon after its trainer goes back home? I mean, I've thought about it before but never really thought about it if that makes any sense? This is really the first time I've inherited one that wasn't from a friend so it just got me thinking.

Granted, it originally belonged to someone who was... [He pauses, seeming almost hesitant to finish that sentence. Or perhaps unsure of how he wants to end it.] ...a friend. At...one point in time... [He trails off, brow furrowing as he stops rolling the ball around.] So maybe it has less to do with Eridan and more to do with her.

[He leans his chair back on two legs, picking the ball up and passing it back and forth between his hands, finally looking at the camera.]

So yeah. Anybody have any good conspiracy theories on the matter? I'm curious.

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[Action]

[moveslikestrider]

As- [He yelps and tries to squirm away. There's no where to go with John's fat ass pinning him down.]

Hey! Whoa! No!

[If he sticks to one word sentences, he might be able to get out of this without laughing.]

[Action]

[ghostytrainer]

[HE'S NOT FAT ANYMORE, GOD.]

Yeeesssssss!!!

[No, you are going to laugh Dave. He's assuming your weak spots are at least somewhat similar to Rose's. And you better believe he's figured all of hers out by now.]

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[moveslikestrider]

[He is trying to kick out like a horse and throw himself to the side. Unfortunately that's not really possible when someone with John's strength is on top of him. Dave still tries between hissed breaths.]

Nope!

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[ghostytrainer]

Surrender, Dave and I may still spare your sides! Say Uncle!

[SAY IT. ADMIT DEFEAT, BUTTMUNCH!!]

[Action]

[moveslikestrider]

[Dave's reply is to try another surge upwards. Oh the bane of John being shorter, he can't smash the top of his head into his chin.]

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[ghostytrainer]

[Haha, suck it, Dave. All those times you made fun of him for being short and stocky are coming back to bite you in the ass now.]

[NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT??]

Come on, this can all be over if you just admit you lost this time! Come on, don't make me break out the noogies too.

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[moveslikestrider]

I told you. [He strains under the bear that's pinned him down and hisses.]

I'll say uncle when I'm dead. [Do your worst. It's not like you have puppets at your disposal.]