[ There's the crackling of dirt and rocks underneath his feet as he continues on the road, his vulpix happily, and annoyingly cheering in the back... Along with his "beloved" shuppet. ]

Jugglin' bitches. Same old, same old.

Still walking miles upon miles to meet up with you guys. Y'all should be friggin' honored that I'm walking to the ends of the earth for you. The weather's shit, Luda won't shut up, and I...

Can't...

Stop....

Thinking about...

How awesome this Shuppet is.

[ God, he grinds his teeth at the very reminder. ]

Wait, did I just say "y'all"? Fuck. Disregard that.

Anyway, s'up?