[Karkat's not about to go pick up his Pokégear, either. Not when he's blushing this hard. Instead he yells at it from across the room while burying his face in his hands.]

YES, I'M FUCKING MAD, YOU NOOKSUCKING DIPSHIT. THESE PRANKS ARE THE STUPIDEST SHIT I'VE EVER HAD THE EXTREME MISFORTUNE OF WITNESSING.

JOHN, AS YOUR LEADER I'M FORBIDDING YOU FROM GOING NEAR BUCKETS AGAIN, EVER.

NEVERMIND THAT IT WAS ROSE'S FAULT THIS TIME. IT STILL STANDS.