But that's because you are stupid. Always have been, always will be. It's like your superpower: ridiculous idiocy in the face of everything, including your own emotions.

Seriously, stop the whiny depressive act. You're supposed to be like, ridiculously cheery and oblivious and blathering on about how we're buddies or some shit and this is some monumental keystone in the foundation of our friendship and interuniversal palhomie relations, or something equally retarded.