But I haven't done anything remotely feet-sweeping! In the four months we have been here you want to know the types of things she has seen from me? I have been pranked and attacked by my own Haunter in front of her, tackled to the ground by my own Lopunny, bitten by my own Eevee, and concussed so badly that I could hardly remember what I was doing or saying for several weeks. Fortunately she wasn't here to see me get attacked by hoardes of angry wild Hoothoots. I also threw up in front of her because I was stupid enough to eat some mushrooms that Gamzee offered me. Those mushrooms? Apparently they were drugs. She had to put up with my being high as a kite for several hours. Oh, and she thinks I can't name pokemon worth shit.

[Yeah, all this was said with scarcely taking a breath.]

Does any of this sound like the kind of thing that would have you swept off your own feet?