Hehe, you seem really nice, so I'm sure you will be very good at it. One of my best friends is a breeder. So, if you ever want eggs, I'm sure she would be more than happy to sell you one. I know for a fact that she has bred Eevees before.

Who didn't want them to be real!? I mean...they are only the coolest pets that anyone could ever ask for! What was weird about your world though?