Oh John. [[She brings her free hand to her forehead in a mock swoon.]] Whatever would I do without you as my friend? All of my reputations would surely be tarnished! People would know that I am not as dark and gloomy as I seem. That I do indeed delight in having 'fun' once in a while. That things such as 'smiles' and 'laughter' exist within my capabilities. I would simply be ruined.

[[Hold on? John, you shouldn't have said that, because she's taking advantage of it like it was an offer. Your arm? Now within the gasp of hers.]]

Oh goodness.