[Hey, it's a waste of energy when you can just waltz on in! At least he didn't climb through the window this time!

Jake kind of rolls his eyes in mock exasperation.]

John, that's not a hug. It's not even qualified to be a half hug.

[He hesitates a moment.]

From what I understand, you've lost a lot in a pretty short amount of time. And I know that we don't really know each other well, but I don't mind being someone to lean against. It's what family and friends are for, right?