[Oh Jesus fucking Christ why is this conversation happening. Why. What has he done to deserve this? He's getting frustrated. So fucking frustrated because has he really been that obvious? He's been trying to hide it, he's been trying to be a friend to her instead of making advances on her. He thought he's done fine- but other people are noticing? Fuck. Fuuuuck.]

What the fuck makes you think any of this, anyway? I mean honestly, I don't know what gave you the impression I have romance issues or whatever.