[John's holding a fork with a piece of lettuce speared on the end of it, which is currently halfway to his mouth. Yeah. That's totally appropriate for where he wound up this time. Not at all weird about a guy eating a non-existent salad in the middle of the ladies' department.]

[He forgoes taking that single bite in favor of answering Mom's question.]

Uh... that depends on what you want it for, I guess. You have two very different styles there so it's kind of hard to compare them objectively. Because I am sure that unlike myself and Dave, you can probably pull both of them off and look nice so it's not a matter of picking whichever suits you better. It's a matter of the occasion.

[John Egbert: dress expert.]