Psshh! [John waves a hand.] Baking is pretty much in my blood, whether I want it to be or not. I could make something like pancakes in my sleep, haha. Well, normal ones anyway. Kind of deviating from the normal path here with these, but even so the point still stands that I will not burn down the hotel.

But okay, first off: the D probably stands for douchebag because that totally sounds like what those guys are. Grade A douchebags. And then second: holy shit lightsaber microphones sound awesome and I totally want one. That's cool though, that you are part of a badass musical lightsaber resistance. Just... hahaha wow. Taser hairbows.

It did suck though, but for more reasons that just the duration that I won't get into because they are boring and pretty much completely irrelevant to this conversation. So is anybody else from your band here then?