Dude... dude what did I just say about not wanting to think about Dave Sprite's bird bits? That hasn't changed in the past thirty seconds and it never will. I mean if I really was genuinely curious, don't you think I would have asked him?

It would have been really I easy, just all "Hey Dave Sprite, so you are bird but also a human, what exactly are you packing downstairs?" But I didn't ask because that's weird and I don't want to know.