[Let's not discuss the fact a nerd and a cat's ass are responsible for his existence. There are some aspects of science that must never be revealed.

He bats away the hand lightly tapping his cheek. It's like John is a seal sometimes with the way he flops around. Dave snorts and sways on purpose to throw off his best friend's attempts to wriggle or flail free of his tight hold.]

Are you listening to yourself or, just letting your mouth flap?? Next you're going to say you birthed me or something like that.