John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-07-25 02:01 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-07-25 02:01 pm
prank #45 | video + action for rose (BACKDATED TO THIS MORNING)
action for rose:
[John has seen a lot of strange things in his life, and while what he's looking at this very second hardly takes the cake, it's definitely unexpected. And kind of weird.]
[But before making a Federal Fucking Issue about it, he figures he should probably check the facts.]
...hey sweetheart? You didn't happen to catch an Omanyte at some point, did you?
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video:
[The feed opens up to a view of... a toilet. But it's not the toilet that's interesting, but rather the Omanyte swimming in very tiny circles inside the bowl. Despite the rather confined space, the little thing seems to be happy as a clamperl, occasionally looking up at the camera and waving its tentacles with a happy sort of gurgle.]
[Eventually John's voice can be heard from behind the camera.]
I felt like this kind of qualifies as a "pics or it didn't happen" moment. Like... okay how often is it that you wake up and find an Omanyte using your toilet as a kiddie pool? Would anybody have believed me if I tried telling them about this later? I think not.
[The Omantye stops circling and blows some bubbles in the water.]
I am kind of thinking the little guy missed the memo about the whole rampaging thing though because the worst he's done so far is splash some water on the floor. And let's face it: that is not even remotely threatening. Even so, I am not sure I want to try and take him out of there...
[He had an... interesting experience with a Kabuto the first night following the seance. Note to self: angry Kabutos make for really shitty hats.]
Though I will admit I am somewhat baffled as to how he got in here in the first place. He's too big to have-- ah. [He seems to have something of a light bulb moment and, just as the Omanyte began to crawl out of the toilet, John turns the camera to himself. He looks somewhat exasperatedly unamused.] Dave, I swear this had better not be your idea of a prank. Because if so, zero out of five stars, this is lame even by your poor sta--AHHHAHAHAHAHA! That tickles, stop!!
[The view jostles wildly as John fumbles the gear, laughing loudly, before it falls to the floor with a clatter and cuts out entirely.]
[John has seen a lot of strange things in his life, and while what he's looking at this very second hardly takes the cake, it's definitely unexpected. And kind of weird.]
[But before making a Federal Fucking Issue about it, he figures he should probably check the facts.]
...hey sweetheart? You didn't happen to catch an Omanyte at some point, did you?
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video:
[The feed opens up to a view of... a toilet. But it's not the toilet that's interesting, but rather the Omanyte swimming in very tiny circles inside the bowl. Despite the rather confined space, the little thing seems to be happy as a clam
[Eventually John's voice can be heard from behind the camera.]
I felt like this kind of qualifies as a "pics or it didn't happen" moment. Like... okay how often is it that you wake up and find an Omanyte using your toilet as a kiddie pool? Would anybody have believed me if I tried telling them about this later? I think not.
[The Omantye stops circling and blows some bubbles in the water.]
I am kind of thinking the little guy missed the memo about the whole rampaging thing though because the worst he's done so far is splash some water on the floor. And let's face it: that is not even remotely threatening. Even so, I am not sure I want to try and take him out of there...
[He had an... interesting experience with a Kabuto the first night following the seance. Note to self: angry Kabutos make for really shitty hats.]
Though I will admit I am somewhat baffled as to how he got in here in the first place. He's too big to have-- ah. [He seems to have something of a light bulb moment and, just as the Omanyte began to crawl out of the toilet, John turns the camera to himself. He looks somewhat exasperatedly unamused.] Dave, I swear this had better not be your idea of a prank. Because if so, zero out of five stars, this is lame even by your poor sta--AHHHAHAHAHAHA! That tickles, stop!!
[The view jostles wildly as John fumbles the gear, laughing loudly, before it falls to the floor with a clatter and cuts out entirely.]
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Yeah he was just... swimming around in there. You know, as much as he could in, what? Four, maybe five inches of water? [A beat.] In a bowl that he's half the size of.
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I wonder how he even found his way in here.
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I have no idea. But if it wasn't you and if it turns out that it wasn't Dave's lame idea of a prank, then I am not entirely sure that I want to know. Probably just chalk it up to more of this world being weird and call it a day.
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[[Just gonna keep playing with him with her toes.]]
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[Eventually the little guy will probably realize that her foot is not actually an Omanyte. Right now is not that time though, and he's just going to keep gurgling happily with his new "friend".]
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[[Look at these puppy eyes she's got going on.]]
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2/3 i lied.
[Seriously, John. DUH.]
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[John stares as the Omanyte, who has begun running his two longer "arm" tentacles down the shell-patterned part of Rose's socks/leg almost adoringly, cooing.]
Well he can't tell the difference between a sock and one of his own kind, that doesn't exactly say very good things...
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Uh... okay, do you two need a moment? Should I leave? I can totally go if you two need to get a room.
[Because the Omanyte is getting a little overly friendly with her leg and John would hate to interrupt young love.]
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You sure? I mean the last thing I want to do is interrupt this... this... [Stare.] Whatever this is. That I am seeing. Right now.
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[[Laughing, she finally picks the Omanyte up, kissing its shell once.]]
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[John, on the other hand, just stares flatly at her for a moment before turning on his heel and walking out the door.]
[Goodbye, Rose.]
[He is gone.]
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[The Omanyte squeaks at the sudden movement. Where are they going!? What is going on!? Why can't he cuddle with his new friend-lover anymore?]
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Shhh it's okay baby. John get back here!