John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-07-25 02:01 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-07-25 02:01 pm
prank #45 | video + action for rose (BACKDATED TO THIS MORNING)
action for rose:
[John has seen a lot of strange things in his life, and while what he's looking at this very second hardly takes the cake, it's definitely unexpected. And kind of weird.]
[But before making a Federal Fucking Issue about it, he figures he should probably check the facts.]
...hey sweetheart? You didn't happen to catch an Omanyte at some point, did you?
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video:
[The feed opens up to a view of... a toilet. But it's not the toilet that's interesting, but rather the Omanyte swimming in very tiny circles inside the bowl. Despite the rather confined space, the little thing seems to be happy as a clamperl, occasionally looking up at the camera and waving its tentacles with a happy sort of gurgle.]
[Eventually John's voice can be heard from behind the camera.]
I felt like this kind of qualifies as a "pics or it didn't happen" moment. Like... okay how often is it that you wake up and find an Omanyte using your toilet as a kiddie pool? Would anybody have believed me if I tried telling them about this later? I think not.
[The Omantye stops circling and blows some bubbles in the water.]
I am kind of thinking the little guy missed the memo about the whole rampaging thing though because the worst he's done so far is splash some water on the floor. And let's face it: that is not even remotely threatening. Even so, I am not sure I want to try and take him out of there...
[He had an... interesting experience with a Kabuto the first night following the seance. Note to self: angry Kabutos make for really shitty hats.]
Though I will admit I am somewhat baffled as to how he got in here in the first place. He's too big to have-- ah. [He seems to have something of a light bulb moment and, just as the Omanyte began to crawl out of the toilet, John turns the camera to himself. He looks somewhat exasperatedly unamused.] Dave, I swear this had better not be your idea of a prank. Because if so, zero out of five stars, this is lame even by your poor sta--AHHHAHAHAHAHA! That tickles, stop!!
[The view jostles wildly as John fumbles the gear, laughing loudly, before it falls to the floor with a clatter and cuts out entirely.]
[John has seen a lot of strange things in his life, and while what he's looking at this very second hardly takes the cake, it's definitely unexpected. And kind of weird.]
[But before making a Federal Fucking Issue about it, he figures he should probably check the facts.]
...hey sweetheart? You didn't happen to catch an Omanyte at some point, did you?
---
video:
[The feed opens up to a view of... a toilet. But it's not the toilet that's interesting, but rather the Omanyte swimming in very tiny circles inside the bowl. Despite the rather confined space, the little thing seems to be happy as a clam
[Eventually John's voice can be heard from behind the camera.]
I felt like this kind of qualifies as a "pics or it didn't happen" moment. Like... okay how often is it that you wake up and find an Omanyte using your toilet as a kiddie pool? Would anybody have believed me if I tried telling them about this later? I think not.
[The Omantye stops circling and blows some bubbles in the water.]
I am kind of thinking the little guy missed the memo about the whole rampaging thing though because the worst he's done so far is splash some water on the floor. And let's face it: that is not even remotely threatening. Even so, I am not sure I want to try and take him out of there...
[He had an... interesting experience with a Kabuto the first night following the seance. Note to self: angry Kabutos make for really shitty hats.]
Though I will admit I am somewhat baffled as to how he got in here in the first place. He's too big to have-- ah. [He seems to have something of a light bulb moment and, just as the Omanyte began to crawl out of the toilet, John turns the camera to himself. He looks somewhat exasperatedly unamused.] Dave, I swear this had better not be your idea of a prank. Because if so, zero out of five stars, this is lame even by your poor sta--AHHHAHAHAHAHA! That tickles, stop!!
[The view jostles wildly as John fumbles the gear, laughing loudly, before it falls to the floor with a clatter and cuts out entirely.]
[Video]
What the hell was even with the cribs not being movable. What if you'd prepared a nice little room for the kid to show up in?? So inconvenient. [Dave was the sort to earn himself Evil Rank on Black and White, don't listen to him.]
[Video]
[SARCASM.JPG]
Maybe that was their really roundabout way of teaching us little life lessons. That sometimes, babies are really inconvenient and you can't control everything in life. Though since that was really the entire point of the game, they were kind of sending mixed messages.
[Video]
And nah, I'll leave popping into weird places to you.
[Video]
[Yeah that's not morbid or anything there, John.]
We could always cram a banana in the toaster instead.
[Video]
Should we worry about how we're going to explain your obsession to the hospital? Oh yeah, my best bro kinda tripped and fell right into the toaster....
With his D?
Yes, maam. With his D.
Anyway, you have to admit when they stirred the fire and suddenly oh SHIT was absolutely hilarious too.
[Video]
I mean you can't very well just waltz in there holding a toaster over your D.
But yeah, I will agree with you on that. Fire! Aaaaa what do?!
[Video]
[He sets the bug down in front of the window and the crooning begins anew. He pauses. Glasses won't be safe either.] You could put a sheet over it. Like they do at hospitals. Just say you had a frontal accident.