ghostytrainer | prank #46

[The feed opens up to what is presumably a hotel room, but it's really kind of hard to tell with how much the camera is jostling around. Is that a person? Yeah that's a person, but they don't seem to be paying attention to the camera. There's a static-y sort of giggle and a Rotom's face flashes briefly across the screen. Well that explains that.]

Tron! Come on now, dude, I know you're excited but nobody can see anything if you keep moving around like that. [The figure turns out to be John, who has moved across the room to grab hold of the whirring and giggling device. For a moment, he fixes the screen with a relatively stern look (for John, anyway). It's clearly meant for the Pokémon inside the device, not any of the viewers.]

Caaaalllmmmm. Brrrrzapp!! Good.

[John smiles and lets the device go once more. This time, the image stays still. Yup, that's a hotel room alright. Scattered about the room are a ridiculous number of brightly colored plush toys, one of which is currently having its tentacles chewed on by an Omanyte. Remember that guy? The one from the toilet? Yeah, he's still around apparently. A Lopunny, Lampent, and a Froslass are also visible; the former two chittering happily over a couple of the magnetic plush cephalopods, while the latter drifts lazily around the room, almost seeming bored.]

[But more importantly, there's also a fair-sized pile of eggs next to the couch.]

So I told myself I was only going to breed a couple of my ghosts this time but I may have ended up getting just a little overzealous in the end. [He laughs and shrugs.] Anyway, I need to start putting a little extra money away so I'm selling all of them for P3000 each. Except for the Snorunts, Goletts, and Rotoms, which are only 2000 since they have little to no egg moves. I will be sending out the full list of what I have as well as egg moves in a minute because I will be here all day if I try to verbally list off some of these. If you have any questions about the species themselves or parental temperament or anything like that, I will of course be happy to answer.

I think that about cov-- oh wait! One more thing real quick. Kind of sort of related, but I was talking with my friend Aradia the other day and we were thinking about maybe putting together some kind of ghost club. You know like... maybe get together every once in a while and go check out haunted houses or something. Just a thought, figured I would throw it out there to see if anybody would be interested in that sort of thing.

[He beams and flashes a thumbs up to the camera.]

Tron, if you would please!

Rrrzzzttt!!

[The feed clicks off and a few moments later, a text is sent out with the full list of eggs and egg moves.]

((ooc: There are still plenty of eggs left to be claimed, so have at them if you want.))

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Yeah, that's the one! I've been looking for 'em, can I have one?

[Please say you have one for him! He has money!]

Of course! Who am I to deny someone a ghost they have been actively searching for? [A beat.] Or a ghost at all, really. Haha.

But yeah, I can send one your way in a bit. Would it be easier if I transferred it through the PC or sent a bird your way?

Uhm, probably the PC? We left Blackthorn already so we're just out down some Route right now.

Alright, I'll do that then. It'll be waiting in your PC for you once you get to... wherever it is you're going next.

Thanks! I'll send that money when I get into-- wherever we're going, alright?

Sounds good to me! Stay safe on the routes, yeah? Not that that's... particularly hard to do, but still!

We'll be fine!

Oh yeah. Tell Rose we're not going to Violet yet, cause we're going to Mahogany first. [She'll know what he means.]

[Eyebrow quirk.]

Uhh... okay. I can tell her that, sure. Not to be nosy though but, why am I telling her that?

'Cause when I got to Violet, you guys were gonna come visit, and we were gonna pokemon battle and make cake pancakes.

[Dead serious look in his eyes here. It's happening! Just hadn't mentioned it to John or Dave yet.]

[......................................]

[Aw hell naw.]

[For a fraction of a second, John's lip seems to curl in disgust at the word "visit". But it passes as quickly as it came. He can deal with this. They managed to get out of there quick enough last time! Surely they won't get stuck again.]

[Surely...]

Edited 2013-08-26 20:10 (UTC)

[Breathe, John. Smile. Don't flip your shit about Violet enough people already think you're crazy when it comes to that particular issue. Let's not scare off more people okay? Okay.]

I see! Sounds like fun! [Though why did it have to be Violet. Why?] I guess we should probably try and finish up the badges over here pretty soon then, huh?

[You know what? Naruto actually RECOGNISES that series of expressions. The exact same ones he made when his Mom told him they were going back to that place.]

It will be. Sorry it's gotta be in Violet. [He hates that place. How many weeks have they ended up stuck there??]

[Nobody likes Violet: the Musical.]

[But wait, wait. Hold on just one goshdarn diddly minute here...]

You hate it too? Violet, I mean?

[SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS...]

Are you kidding? Violet's so boring, I don't wanna get stuck there again. But I gotta go 'cause my Mom wants to do the Gym battle there.

Last time I said I wasn't gonna go, but then she punched me so hard I got knocked out. So. Yeah.

[VIOLET...URGH...]

Edited 2013-08-27 22:00 (UTC)

Your... mom punched you?

[WOW UM... WOW. TOUGH LOVE? Jesus, ninja parents...]

Yeah. She oes that a lot.

[Count yourself lucky you dont have a ninja mom, john.]

That's... er. Jeez. Harsh?

[He's counting his blessings as we speak.]

Be lucky you don't have a ninja mom.

Haha, well I don't have a mom at all so... but I do feel lucky that I don't have a ninja one, yes.

...You never knew your Mom?

Well it's...kind of complicated, to tell you the truth. But no, I never did. I was adopted and raised by my dad. Who...actually turned out to be my half brother, genetically? Like I said: complicated.

[Space babies.]

[He was sorta listening, but wow that is really weird... Hold on as he tries to figure it all out.]

Your Dad's your brother...?

[WAIT DOES THAT MEAN.. YOUR MOM...DID SHE HAVE SEX WITH HER SON?!]

Does that make your Mom your Grandma?!

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