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voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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wait wait, hold on.
was that another joke or does he actually think that that's the only reason i'm dating rose?

it was a joke
i think hed be fine with you if you were just dating
the marriage bit scares him
idk maybe because he goes through all these bad scenarios in his head
chill out ok

[Oh good. Crisis averted.]

i'm chill!
chiller than a slushie in the middle of winter in the arctic.
inside a cooler.
yes.
anyway, thanks.

any time
just remember
hes a person too and for as scary as fuck as he can be
he means well

between you and me?
your mom is scarier.
you tell anybody i said that though and i will have chandel set fire to everything you love.

[IT TAKES A WHILE FOR HIM TO REPLY.]
hahahahahahahahaha

omfg why did i tell you that.
what was i thinking.
i am examining my life and my choices and already i regret this last choice i just made.
along with a couple of others.
but mostly that last one.

hahahaha holy shit im dying
rip dave strider he laughed himself to death

now its not that im saying your wrong
the idea of mom mad is scary
but she keeps trying to show you that she doesnt plot your death or anything
or maybe plans to be there when you wake up with a knife and grinning down at you
thats more like bro
and rose

brb gotta go find a shotgun.
because you've obviously come back as a zombie in order to send me this message.
and i promised i would shoot you if you turned.

i don't think she plots my death or anything she's just...
look when you start dating someone and their parent(s) show(s) up, you'll get it.

[Btw, Dave, you ever plan on telling him about you and TZ?]

no no i get it
you just really dont want to disappoint her
i know the feeling its just different
because im not dating my sister

i havent turned ok
until im a drooling rotting mess you cant blast my brain out
i know youre eager for it but damn put that finger off the trigger
now that your probs are talked about

did you see what karkat and i talked about in the whole honesty thing way back

exactly. :(
and let's face it, it's not hard for me to disappoint people.

uhh...can't say i did, no.
why?

[He was busy making an ass out of himself with the moirail greeting and figuring out why Rose wouldn't make out with him. He was far too busy to be nosy.]

he and i sort of uh mostly he fought i ignored him
over a chick
that being terezi
only

i have no clue whats going on there
its been casual dates back on the meteor but whatever else
i have no clue

oh.
OH.
so when you said earlier that bro didn't...
wow.

wow, i'm stupid.

but ignoring that for a second are you saying you're dating her but not dating dating her?
am i following correctly?

yep

yeah youre following correctly
were not a steady thing in other words
i think she knows whatever this is but i dont??

that sucks man, i'm sorry. :(
unless you're ok with it being like that.
then i guess it doesn't actually suck?
have you tried talking to her about it?

i dont know what i want
theres all these complications and i really didnt want to think too hard on things
just see where it goes
you know
we havent talked about it

you'll figure it out. it's not like there's an rush.
that might not be a bad idea though, you know. at some point.

i know
one day i will
right now i just want to sit on it

mmm.
oh, by the way. since i never did get around to calling you back earlier...
(sorry about that, rose decided it would be an awesome time to go shopping.)
rose and i will be heading over to kanto after the breeder's con thing.
how long were you planning to stay over there after you meet up with the parents?

its cool dude
about kanto
i think i want to stay here a while
for several reasons
one i want to get to know my mom
two bro
three is new and i want to get a good look at what i can learn out here
four im going to start pumping my pokes with tms
five if you guys come over too thats an auto im sticking around
at least until i go looking for elite challenges

i'll have to talk to jade and see if she's planning on coming with us.
she probably will though, she usually does.
i think we were going to go backwards through kanto. i already have all the badges from the cities around saffron and rose wants to ride the ferry so we'll be right there for cinnabar anyway.
but if you're going to stay in pewter maybe we will just go the right way and meet up with you.
i bet rose wants to see her mom and bro too.
oh shit man. it'll be just like in the games.
we can blaze the kanto trail the way nintendo intended.

[It'll be awesome, yes? Yes.]

hahah
exactly well be going the way were supposed to
instead of all over the place like i have
i didnt stop and look at much when we were hauling it to get to the tournament
we should do that this time
see the sights and shit
go climb mountains

pfftt don't feel bad. you're not the only one.
i mean so far my kanto round has gone rainbow > thunder > marsh > cascade. pretty sure that's not quite right but w/e. i mostly went in order in johto.
i agree.
look at some fossils. deal with wave after wave of wild mt. moon zubat. scream down cycling road. explore haunted graveyard towers...it'll be great.
ok this is what we're doing rose and jade can just deal.

oh shit if youre looking at fossils
do they like
revive them
you know like in r b and y
we have to do all this
its just perfect

good question. i haven't been to pewter yet so i have no idea!
also i don't have a fossil.
well...i mean i have a kabutops but he didn't come from a fossil.
he was aradia's starter. the first aradia, obviously, not this one.
i wonder if we can find some fossils in mt moon.
ok we are all going to have to sit down and make a to-do list.
this is basically going to be the best.

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