voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

2/17; she regrets nothing

[searsblindly]

Excuse you but I already knew of a ghost robot! It was a very boring and fatalistic Aradia, so dragons are definitely better than a ghost robot! Your reasoning is invalid because my experience surpasses it!

I wanted to tell you personally.

2/17; good

[ghostytrainer]

Automaton! A.K.A. golem! Not the same thing as a robot!

[DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR PARANORMAL LORE, TEREZI COME ON.]

2/17; good

[searsblindly]

It sounds more like a robot! It sounds less cool than a robot now, so you just lost points!

[You're dumb. This is dumb. Whatever you're talking about is dumb.]

2/17; good

[ghostytrainer]

Wrong again! [You are just all kinds of wrong today, Tz.] Cooler than a robot! Not that robots aren't cool and all but Giant is just cooler. Fact of life.

2/17

[searsblindly]

Oh my god. Giants are super boring! Sollux basically had one for a lusus. They aren't all that exciting!

2/17

[ghostytrainer]

No no, Giant is his name. After the Iron Giant! Though...he is pretty big too...no you know what. Ghosts are awesome, end of story.

2/17

[searsblindly]

What is Iron Giant?

2/17

[ghostytrainer]

It's a movie about a kid who becomes friends with a giant robot from outer space and their hilarious antics. [A beat.] Until the end, at least. The end is distinctly less hilarious. In fact, it's so less hilarious that it's not hilarious at all.

2/17

[searsblindly]

Does everyone die at the end? [John. You're talking to a troll. This kind of stuff is what she thrives on.]

2/17

[ghostytrainer]

[You'd think he would have caught onto this by now. But alas.]

Not everyone, no. It's a kid's movie and typically not everyone dies at the end of those. Usually it's just the bad guy.

2/17

[searsblindly]

That's sooooo boring. It only marginally sounds a little better than the terrible movies that Karkat likes to watch.