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Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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[With April Fool's being so close, John was up a little later than he typically would be, which is a good thing because otherwise he'd be sleeping like the dead and would have missed the message entirely. But luckily, he has schemes to concoct! Muwahahaha-- oh hey who could be texting him at this hour?]

[It's probably Dave, who else would it be? It's probably going to be some weird text that basically amounts to night blogging or a shitty rap or okay it could be Val.]

[Though something seems...not right.]

uh, check your clock again, val. you're about an hour off.
i am awake though. what's up?

[Something seems...not right. Actually...this is kind of fami-- oh fuck she's drunk isn't she? She's been hanging out with Ms. Lalonde or something.]

[ Off would be right. Hanging out with Mom? Not so much. This is entirely a solo effort on Valeria's part and she's doing a smashing job... at being tipsy, at the very least. ]

Really? Oh wll. Were awake John. Its you and me in the waking world rght now. Talk t me?

[Yup. Drunk.]

[Adults, man...]

uh. sure!
what do you want to talk about.

[ Shhhhhh. Don't judge her, John. She's got her big, dumb blond reason... and, you know, other reasons, but that's probably the biggest one. That's also a pretty good question John just asked. Ummmmmm... ]

Anything. Yuor day. How was your day?

it was pretty good i guess. pretty typical.
went to work, did a little training, had some more dance lessons with rose.
what about you?

Work mostly. A littlet raining.
Hows youor dance lessons with Rose going?

hehe, did you bring a raincoat?
they're going very well! between her help and yours, i am making great *strides* if you get my drift.
hehehehehe.
but yeah, i will be a regular dancing machine by the time prom rolls around.

A raincoat? Why would i ned ea raincaot?

Edited 2013-04-19 09:02 (UTC)

Oh wait! i et it.
ha ha. Very funny John.
Im sure you will be thuogh. Youre gonna tea rup the dance floor. Clairll have to get a new one for sure!

8D

[Yeah, he thought it was a pretty good one too.]

ahahaha, depends on what the floor looks like.
i mean if it's a super nice and swanky floor i will be pretty gentle.
but if it's not i will just do her a favor.
totally destroy the offensive floor decor.
with my feet.

Itll probably be super nice and swnaky.
This Clair chick suonds like serious busness.
theres no rule against tearin up the outside thuogh right?

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