ghostytrainer: (you are talking to the pranking MASTER.)
John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
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voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[[Rose had made no effort to hide the fact she had found one of those tickets, but made no effort to invite anyone as her +1. And that included John. It was on the 28th that she dragged John out shopping, not at all mentioning what the shopping was for.]]

Come on. We need to head towards the mens clothing department.
ghostytrainer: (really? while wearing galoshes?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. What a rude. Gosh, Rose.]

[But okay, he guesses they are going shopping. Alright. Cool.]

I'm coming, I'm coming jeez hold your horses. [Jeeeeeez!] What do we need in the men's department though? I don't need any new clothes. [Plus he's...honestly too small for the men's department still. Welp.]
tentacletrainer: (Why hello there.)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
You need to help me choose a shirt for my date for the prom.
ghostytrainer: (dave will you teach me to "make love"?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh so you finally asked someone, huh?

[Oh okay. That's cool.]

You sure you want me helping with that, though? I mean gosh, I don't know what this mystery man of yours would look best in! And I would hate to be the reason that you show up with a subpar date.

[He's...pretty sure that her date is actually going to be him in the end. Right? Yeah...it has to be. She wouldn't ask somebody else.]
tentacletrainer: (I'll admit it. That was clever.)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well I am mostly focusing on a shirt to match the dress I have in mind. I just need your opinion on which ones match better is all.
ghostytrainer: (dave will you teach me to "make love"?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, you already picked a dress too? Man you are way ahead of me...I'm going to have to redouble my efforts to find a ticket! But yeah, okay. I guess I can do that much for you.
tentacletrainer: (How utterly quaint.)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you can. Or at least a pretty girl to take you. [[With a coy smile she approaches the dress shirts, humming as she looks through them.]]

I was thinking it should be something...maybe in a deep purple or navy color. To contrast the light purple of my dress.

[[This was the best idea she's had yet.]]
ghostytrainer: (that was a pretty funny joke!)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's an option, yeah. Maybe I should make a network post announcing my newfound availability for dating. Surely the girls will line up to take me with them.

[Gonna have to beat them off with sticks, tbh.]

But yeah that sounds uh...coordinated, I guess. Those colors look good together.
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
They will! Lines for miles. At least those who are brave, anyway.

[[She pulls out a dark purple shirt, like she mentioned, holding it up.]]

What about this one? [[It's kind of frilly.]]
ghostytrainer: (welp.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Man, maybe I just shouldn't go! Being able to only pick one...just think of all those broken hearts.

[He glances at the shirt, lifting a brow.]

That's cool I guess, if your date is like...a total fruitcake. Or Dracula. Frills could work for Dracula too.

[A beat.]

Your date isn't Dracula, right?
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
And if it is Dracula?

[[She puts the shirt back, browsing once again.]]

All those poor girls hoping to get a dance with you...how could you do such a thing to them?
ghostytrainer: (doop doop what's that over there?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I guess I need to go buy some garli-- I mean. That's great for both of you! I am sure Dracula will be a great date, I wish you both all the happiness in the world.

[No, totally getting some garlic. Maybe a couple of stakes while he's at it.]
tentacletrainer: (You are dumber than I thought.)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
John, why would you hunt my date for the prom? How cruel!
ghostytrainer: (ahurpa durpa.)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
No no! You misheard me! All the happiness in the world, remember? Definitely didn't say anything about wooden stakes!
tentacletrainer: (You truly amuse me.)

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[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Or garlic? [[Pulling out a different shirt. Not as frilly, but it sure does have sparkles in it.]]
ghostytrainer: (could you repeat that?)

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! Definitely nothing about garlic either! You must be hearing things. [Just quirking a brow at that shirt. Even more so than before.]

Are you trying to turn Dracula into Edward Cullen?
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Edward Cullen? You've read Twilight? [[Look at her amused face.]]
ghostytrainer: (eyerooooooooll.)

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-04 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, of course not! Why would I read some dumb vampire romance book for teenage girls? But that doesn't mean I haven't heard of it.

[Rose, plz.]
tentacletrainer: (How utterly quaint.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Really John? How disappointing. [[Oh look at this one! It's got a floral pattern!]] I think this one will be good.
ghostytrainer: (quadrants whatnow? i don't get it.)

[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-04-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Rose are you even trying here? It's like you want your date to look bad or something.

[This face forever.]
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