voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

Text; oh i see how it is. :P can't deal with the rad egbertian rap skills

[ghostytrainer]

yes, but again...i am over here.
and you are over there.
i really don't see how it's possible for me to be the one behind this!

Text; they were just too much for me, it's true

[plushaeusrumpified]

like hell that would stop you.
i know for a fact youre capable of figuring a way to make it work.
so dont lie to me.
own up to it and maybe, just maybe, someone will hear from you again in the far off future.
thats all i can promise.
screwing with my soap is a fucking criminal offense.

Text; B)

[ghostytrainer]

awww, i am touched that you think i am so capable!
really! that means a lot, bro.
especially since you are implying that someone like me managed to pull a fast one on someone like you.

Text;

[plushaeusrumpified]

lets make one thing very clear.
the only reason you were ever capable of pulling a fast one on me.
is because no one else is stupid enough to mess with my soap.
not because youre actually like.
talented or something like that bullshit.

Text;

[ghostytrainer]

man i would almost be tempted to break out the burn cream for that one!
the only problem is that it still wasn't me so i don't actually need any burn relief.

[Congrats, Bro. All you've managed to do here is convince him to amp up his skills to prove just how talented he really is when it comes to this shit. Because that stung a whole lot more than he's letting on.]

if it was, it would be a much higher quality prank, rest assured!
because i am actually quite talented at it, despite what you might think.
pranking is in my blood, just like rapping is in yours.

Text;

[plushaeusrumpified]

right.
good luck with that kiddo.
if nothing youre at least enthusiastic.
but i promise its not going to actually work.
youll never one up me again.
rapping is nothing like pranking.
it isnt even comparable.
so dont be fucking ridiculous.