voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

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[ghostytrainer]

i'm not sure if i should be touched or laugh at the fact that you seem to have gone out of your way to make a baking metaphor for me.
you really should try and loosen up some though, dude. sometimes surprises are a good thing!

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[usedshooshpap]

IN OUR LIVES, JOHN, CAN YOU NAME AT LEAST THREE INSTANCES OF GOOD SURPRISES?
I CERTAINLY CAN'T.

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[ghostytrainer]

coming here was a good surprise.
waking up every day and STILL being here is a whole string of good little surprises.

beyond that, there are a whole bunch of little mundane surprises that i personally think were good.
but they don't really apply to anybody beyond myself so they don't really ocunt for "our lives."

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[usedshooshpap]

I MEANT IN THE GAME, RETARD.

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[ghostytrainer]

there's more to our lives than the game though.
and you can't honestly tell me that before shit went to hell, there weren't some things that you didn't enjoy about sburb.
you guys even got to play through the whole thing.
it's just not possible that you were miserable the entire time playing a game like that with all your friends.

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[usedshooshpap]

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BET ON THAT, EGBERT?

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[ghostytrainer]

deny it all you want, karkat.
deep down, i think even you know there were a few things you enjoyed.
in fact, you totally just thought of one right now! didn't you mr. ruthless leader? :P