ghostytrainer | voice mail

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Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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[Why?]

goodbye, bro!
we will have to chat again sometime soon.
when we are both less busy.

[He doesn't respond, because he does indeed go watch his whale. But this conversation is not over! Because while he's watching his whale- and inevitably missing the egg laying when he looks away- he is busy sketching a thing for John. It takes hours, but when it is finally done, he uploads it to his gear and texts it to john.]

i couldnt find anything on the internet here so i decided to just draw it for you.

[whaleweenie.jpg]

[He thought he was done with this.]

[Why is this conversation still happening.]

[Why him.]

[What did he ever do to anyone?]

[Why is this picture so detailed, Bro you are wasting your artistic talents.]

[Wait, better question: why the hell did he open that attachment?]

[There's no response from John. He just closes his gear and goes back to messing with his keyboard. LALALA NOT LISTENING. ONLY MUSIC NOW.]

[Wow. WOW RUDE.

You're seriously ignoring him? John, don't you realize he isn't like a normal troll? You ignore him and he grows stronger, not weaker. So, feeling indignant, Bro sets to work on another drawing.

This time? It's a Skitty, with it's mouth open ala a pornstar waiting to get a mouthful.

pussygalwhore.jpg.]

it wants the d.
should i give it the d?

[He's tempted to ignore it again, but if it didn't work the first time...]

[He's really not willing to see how long Bro is willing and able to keep this up before he gets bored and stops.]

[So John reads the text, looks at the image (against his better judgement) and attempts to top it.]

of course.

Attatchment: whodoesntlovethed....png

[Awwwww yeeeeaaaaaaaaaa.]

[Oh. Oh what a good one, John. He's impressed.

But the games aren't over yet.

He's going to mimic John's drawing pretty closely, but with a few obvious differences. Skitty eating a pizza covered in gooey white stuff.

In the top corner of the picture is a drippy, limp whale dick.]

you forgot the special sauce.

oh, right. my bad.

[He doesn't mimic the drawing so much has he takes it, opens it up in paint, and draws directly over Bro's addition. The penis is now a bucket labeled "alfredo sauce".]

i can't believe i forgot that.

alfredo sauce.

[Right. Forget whales.

When the drawing comes back, there is a chef (who looks suspiciously like Gordon Ramsay) standing next to the bucket with his dick out. Alfredo sauce is now in quotations.]

"alfredo sauce".
yep.

[It's about ten minutes before a response finally comes from John.]

ok, yeah. i got nothing.
you played the gordon ramsay/rapmardos card, that is pretty much unbeatable.

though i swear if the next episode of houndoom's kitchen involves alfredo...

Edited 2013-08-02 05:11 (UTC)

[John. John please, stop making it easy for him to troll you.]

thats because ramsay is fucking unbeatable man.
but wouldnt that be some damn fine irony?
guess well have to wait and see.
have a good dinner john.

[Yeah he is definitely going to try contacting the TV station to request a special episode on alfredo. Fight him.]

Edited 2013-08-02 05:14 (UTC)

well that doesn't sound ominous at all!

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