voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

yeah im not touching any of that

the blind one and the soley dragon one

Text August 6th

[ghostytrainer]

good because it was all pretty much a lie.
i can offer advice but that's pretty much it.
quality of advice to be determined by the asker.

soley?

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

you better not play the theme from love boat while you give this advice
i will have to punch you on principal

only one type
doesnt evolve either

Text August 6th

[ghostytrainer]

for you, i will refrain.
or maybe i won't.
maybe i'll play it extra loud, just for you. :P

ah, gotcha.

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

just going to leave it a mystery
i can respect that
but if you play it loud i will find the whinest country music and remix that shit until its terribad and blare it

Text August 6th

[ghostytrainer]

would you though.
would your really be able to bring yourself to do that?
search your feelings, dave, you know there's a line that even you won't cross when it comes to music.

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

john egbert
is that a challenge
i think i heard the glove making some sweet impact with skin here
is this what youre doing
throwing down the gauntlet that you just smacked me with
well go the distance and youll be left in a wrecked weeping heap

Text August 6th

[ghostytrainer]

dave strider
that was the exact opposite of a challenge.
should you choose to take it as one, i cannot be held responsible for what happens to everything you cherish in this world.
no jury will convict me.

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

you can advert this crisis
rocks wont fall
no one will get hurt if you just leave your grubby paws off the love boat theme

Text August 6th

[ghostytrainer]

oh yeah.
that's what started this wasn't it.
haha, dude that was a joke, come on now.
i think we both know that there's no way i would opt to play the love boat theme over how do i live.
crisis averted by virtue of it never actually being a crisis.

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

exactly
consider this the warning in case you fry some braincells and go you know what love boat

Text August 6th

[ghostytrainer]

luckily i have no intention of doing such a terrible thing to my brain cells.
kind of need those. they are important.

Text August 6th

[moveslikestrider]

damn right you do
who else is going to go you know what lets test this theory out
for magic science sucks