voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

action; october 18th

[timelymaid]

[ At least her jokes are probably slightly less uncomfortable than some of the ones the other trolls might make.

Kind of.

At least a few of them are worse than her, okay. ]

I think I still have a few lives to spare for curiosity.

[ If she's the cat in this scenario, at least. ]

I'm down to, what...? Seven? Six?

action; october 18th

[ghostytrainer]

[This is true...]

[At least she's not Meenah. Or Vriska. Or Damara...]

Something like that, probably, yeah. Because I assume we don't count doomed deaths in our totals.

action; october 18th

[timelymaid]

If we counted doomed deaths I would have broken the nine lives limit a few thousand doomed timelines ago.

[ TO TINY LITTLE PIECES.

And let's not get started on the Dave Abuse of that limit, man. ]