voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

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[moveslikestrider]

how do you know she hasnt
i could be a laptop right now

anything that big can hang out somewhere else

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[ghostytrainer]

oh sweet she made you portable. :P
and also easier to turn off. i'll have to thank her for this, laptop dave is a vast improvement upon robot dave.

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[moveslikestrider]

you flip me off ill just turn on
again
and
again
going and going and going

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[ghostytrainer]

you can't turn of if i close you!!
laptops don't work like that, buttmunch!

[At one point this was a serious conversation. What the fuck happened.]

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[moveslikestrider]

this one does
youll never escape
im always on

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[ghostytrainer]

/casually dropkicks you off a cliff.
i'm sorry, dave.
but if that is true, then you are a threat and you must be stopped before the robot uprising has a chance to happen.

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[moveslikestrider]

its too late
were already here
too slow johnny boy

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[ghostytrainer]

dammit.
well, we had a good run, humanity. it's been sweet.

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[moveslikestrider]

just lay back and this wont hurt a bit

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[ghostytrainer]

oh be gentle, robot-formerly-known-as-dave.
this is my first time being taken over by a device meant to make my life easier.

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[moveslikestrider]

dont know what you heard but this will make you see everything differently
anyway yeah i wanted to touch base see how you two were doing

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[ghostytrainer]

yeah, we're doing fine. everything's great.

[And just like that, the conversation is normal again. What the hell.]

i'm going to have to let you go now though, ok? rose is giving me one of her looks.
a Lalook as it were.
so i'll talk to you later, dude. take care.

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[moveslikestrider]

i really hope youre not going to explain the look
id rather not know
ill talk to you later